I may have related this one before but Otto's email replies about a "drink board for the bride" made me think of it. A friend of a friend asked me to drive her son and his bride on their wedding day and I agreed. The bride got in the car and my mouth fell open as she was literally orange. Apparently she needed a fast tan, and it wasn't summer in Va Beach yet, so on went the lotion. It contrasted with her dress like a television when the colors all go off and people's faces are green or orange!
After I got my mouth closed (no I reserved my laughter for later!) and I asked if they'd like to cruise the beach strip before the reception, her comment was "No! I need to get a drink in me!" She gave him the "don't you disagree or you're a dead man" stare and neither of us said a word, but I drove them 1 block to the reception. That poor guy! She flew out of the car into the bar so fast the photographer couldn't get a picture. I shook the guy's hand and said something like, "good luck" and drove home roaring with laughter!
