The Orange Bride

Started by jaxops, August 29, 2009, 09:08:25 AM

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  I may have related this one before but Otto's email replies about a "drink board for the bride" made me think of it.  A friend of a friend asked me to drive her son and his bride on their wedding day and I agreed.  The bride got in the car and my mouth fell open as she was literally orange.  Apparently she needed a fast tan, and it wasn't summer in Va Beach yet, so on went the lotion.  It contrasted with her dress like a television when the colors all go off and people's faces are green or orange! 

  After I got my mouth closed (no I reserved my laughter for later!) and I asked if they'd like to cruise the beach strip before the reception, her comment was "No! I need to get a drink in me!"  She gave him the "don't you disagree or you're a dead man" stare and neither of us said a word, but I drove them 1 block to the reception.  That poor guy!  She flew out of the car into the bar so fast the photographer couldn't get a picture.  I shook the guy's hand and said something like, "good luck" and drove home roaring with laughter!
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That's hilarious. I've seen chicks with that stupid orange fake tan. They look like Oompa-Loompas from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory!

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I hope none came off on your interior.

She was either scared to death or drunk that had her bottle hidden from her.

Excellent either way.  :D :D :D :D :D



she knew and realized it was too late....... Imagin in 10 years, dad, why is mommy orange in the face on your wedding pic? lol ;D ;D
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