Started by JIM CLC # 15000, April 06, 2006, 03:51:22 PM

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JIM CLC # 15000

TO: All owners and lovers of old Cadillacs and La Salles.

Last Laugh

The Lawyer

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the drivers door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing.

But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

I cant believe how materialistic you lawyers are, he said.

You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life.

How can you say such a thing? asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, Dont you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!

Oh, my god, screamed the lawyer!

My Rolex!

Bill Gauch

John #22631

Only in America, Jim!!! Only in America.

That was great though :)