JUST LIKE CAR DESIGNERS

[JIM CLC # 15000]

05-24-06
All, The first thing that came to mind when I read this was Car Makers/Designers. LOL
Good Luck, ALL, JIM


Last Laugh

The Real Meaning of Advertisements

New - Different color from previous design.

All New - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.

Exclusive - Imported product.

Unmatched - Almost as good as the competition.

Foolproof Operation - No provision for adjustments.

Advanced Design - The advertising agency doesnt understand it.

Its Here At Last - Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.

Field Tested - Manufacturer lacks test equipment.

High Accuracy - Unit on which all parts fit.

Futuristic - No other reason why it looks the way it does.

Redesigned - Previous flaws fixed. We hope.

Direct Sales Only - Factory had a big argument with distributor.

Years of Development - We finally got one to work.

Breakthrough - We finally figured out a use for it.

Maintenance Free - Impossible to fix.

Meets All Standards - Ours, not yours.

Solid State - Heavy as heck.

Less Fattening - Now it doesnt have the same fat content as pig stomach lining.

High Reliability - We made it work long enough to ship it.

Non Refundable - We couldnt make it work long enough to ship it.

Fat Free - You pay for the food, but the fat is free.

[Bruce Reynolds # 18992]

Gday Jim,

True, very true.

Plus, Extremely Economical - Especially if you dont drive it much.

Bruce,
The Tassie Devil(le),
60 CDV

[Ralph Messina CLC 4937]

Priceless!!!!!

[JIM CLC # 15000]

05-24-06
BRUCE,RALPH, Thanks for readn n respondn
Good Luck, JIM